Don't Step On The Ducks!
Three women die together in an accident
to heaven. When they get there, St. Peter says,
"We only have one rule here in heaven ... don't
step on the
ducks." So they enter heaven, and
sure enough, there are ducks all over the place.
It is almost impossible not to step
on a duck, and
although they try their best to avoid them, the first
woman accidentally steps on one. Along comes
Peter with the ugliest man she ever saw. St.
Peter chains them together and says, "Your
punishment for stepping on a
duck is to spend
eternity chained to this ugly man!"
The next day, the second woman accidentally steps
on a duck, and along come St. Peter, who doesn't
miss a thing,
and with him is another extremely ugly
man. He chains them together with the same
punishment as the first woman.
The third woman has observed all this and, not
wanting to be chained for all eternity to an ugly man,
VERY careful where she steps. She manages
to go months without stepping on any ducks, but one
day St. Peter comes up
to her with the most handsome
man she has ever laid eyes on ... very tall, tan, muscular,
and with good hair. St. Peter
chains them together
without saying a word.
The woman remarks, "I wonder what I did to deserve
being chained to you for all of eternity?" And the guy says,
I don't know what you did, but I stepped on a duck."